Secret Cookies is all the funk of Apple Fritter but with a soft, Kush-y edge that brings out the sweet side of this killer combination.

These warm green nugs may have the color of kush mints, but the bud structure is all fritter. Rock-hard nodes stretch like stubby fingers towards the sky. Squeeze hard, and you’ll reach right below that fried dough and apple yogurt force field to discover your fingers come away smelling like sweet red apple body lotion.

After breaking it down, that mints’ influence becomes even more potent, mellowing out the yogurt funk and letting all those sweet apple notes shine through. The doughy, minty flavor continues to dominate on the dry inhale, transforming the sweet fruit into something more like sour apple taffy and making those first few puffs a thick, effervescent smoke.

Like activating a superpower, the high throws up a protective bubble around you. Perfect for editing, moments of light contemplation, and large group settings that don’t require a lot of interaction, this has a wonderful feeling of being outside of it all, watching everything with a calm fascination. Like your aunt, who loves being on a cruise, you’ll feel like taking in all the scenery around you, just maybe not like interacting with it.