Crystals cover every inch, leaving only the eggplant-colored tips of leaves exposed. Underneath the spiky exterior, the buds display a warm summer green with purple trailing down into wine-colored pockets like veins of amethyst in a mountain.

Right when the lid comes off, you get the unmistakable smell of sweet cream. Inside, things start to get gassy and fruity but with an extra herbal quality mixed in. While the dry inhale may carry more of the Cookies n’ Cream influence, the Secret Weapon gets revealed in the effects.

The high starts with a lightness in your head as your limbs begin to feel heavier. Not lethargic (at first), it’s more slow-moving yet determined, like trying to walk through water. As your mind floats up like a balloon, your body becomes the string keeping it rooted to the ground.

After a bit, you’ll find yourself yawning, so we recommend pairing this strain with an afternoon coffee.

One bowl will make you feel calm and solid. Add a few more to make you tired. But either way, remember, it’s only a matter of time before the munchies come pounding at the door.